Big Ten Bracketology: Bad Badgers and Buffalomen! Bad!

Bracketology. But first – a horrible mixed drink.

Good evening. The top ten brackets will be out soon—in the meantime, here are my suggestions for writers:

What’s the worst blender you’ve ever made? I don’t mean “there’s something wrong with me” or something like cough syrup and tequila; Think more about things like, in my own case, Diet Coke and gin.

northwest: The reason I ask this is because I was at the cabin a few weekends ago and was digging through the pantry and cupboards late at night. My in-laws (the owners of said cabin) aren’t much of a drinker, but they keep a few bottles for those of us who drink regularly (their ungrateful sons-in-law, who should know better than to let their daughter marry a swarthy Catholic).

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One bottle was gin, and there were a few glasses of Tanqueray left. It’s been there since I don’t know when – I love a good gin but not the hangover that comes with having one that turns into four.

For some reason, seeing Aldi brand Diet Coke – the second best mass produced and easily available Diet Coke in our official power rankings! —I couldn’t help but think back to a time in college when, before an event, I drank several bottles of Diet Coke with a bunch of gin thrown in.

Reader, this is not good.

What do you say about the remaining writers—at least, whoever left?

He was a high school quarterback: Marlott and my mouth.

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Although Fernet and Diet Coke are terrible too.

northwest: Hwahsqb is an idiot; try the Evanston handshake:

RU in Virginia: Blackout Bomb – Truly in 1.5 oz vodka.

MC ClapYoHandz: No kidding, gin and tonic. Hate gin, hate tonics, this is a terrible drink super villain for me.

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While it’s not the worst taste, it’s typical of college drunks’ thoughts. People in the dorms call it “Arctic Fox,” and the recipe is simple: 1 part vodka, 1 part soda, 1 part water. Served in a pint glass. I believe the logic with water is that it can handle more vodka, and it kind of works.

Dead reading: A fraternity at my school (not mine, but a group of friends I had) was known for doing all kinds of boxing. One of them is “pis’n’shits.” It involves using various sake and lemonade mixtures. That’s pee. These shits are Three Musketeers mini candies, the only candy on the mass market that float.

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It’s actually very tasty. The thing is…it’s a panacea that delivers industrial-level retching to young people who haven’t yet learned to pace themselves. By senior year, I almost had the rhythm thing figured out…but not quite yet.

Practice, man… practice.

Enter scaffolding.

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No boom or bust this week; love teasing the right team.

  • michigan Has dropped to second place overall. Anyway.

  • Others who are more Democratic – or maybe Republican (little Republicans, don’t send me your fucking emails) – propose that this is a bad thing! All three seed conferences. Scaffolding has not confirmed this: illinois Looks like a No. 2 seed, and Purdue University Doesn’t seem to suffer much from the loss.

  • on the other hand, michigan state university A few inches closer to connecting 2 rows in the bracket matrix. That’s obviously not going to happen either – there aren’t enough wins to squeeze three B1G teams into the 2nd tier – but Sparty and nebraska Hit a pair of interesting three-pointers.

  • All bracket creators, please put Wisconsin, UCLAand Iowa Get into 8/9 gaming so I don’t have to think about anything else perhaps Regardless, this is the first game I’m ignoring because the MAAC team is going to cause a scare at Purdue.

  • IndianaThe home loss to Northwestern was the Hoosiers’ first loss in four-game 2 games this season, and they’ll need to pray the ‘Cats (NET 69) stay on the right side of the rankings at No. 75.

  • Ohio State UniversityIt’s worth mentioning that Indiana has a better SOS (32) and a better combined Q1/Q2 record (7-11) than Indiana (45 and 4-11 respectively). However, the Buckeyes were on the wrong side of the ball and the Hoosiers were given the benefit of the doubt. I think an extra win in the first quarter will help. I’m not too concerned with breaking this down any further.

  • While I’m with you: If you’re someone who has seriously considered over the past few days that Darian DeVries is or should be in trouble in Bloomington, or that he’s not going to succeed because “the guys don’t look interested” or “I have concerns about the way their offense is going” — touch. damn it. Grass.

  • So easy to get rid of, University of Southern California. In addition to four players and one towel boy opting out of the offseason, let’s see if you can play for the Crowns.

Top 10 Basketball Weekend Basketball

Friday, February 27

#3 Michigan Wolverines battle Illinois at #10 Illinois
7 p.m. | Fox | Michigan State -1.5 | O/U 158.5

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I’m going to call CBS Sports Now The best big sites (ESPN, FOX, CBS) have the scoring bug (ESPN took away the betting lines and FOX is too crowded and too big to read) but God, are there annoying ads and shit on CBS Sports. someone Put it together.

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This game should be good. any.

Saturday, February 28

Iowa Hawkeyes at Penn State Nittany Lions
11 AM | BTN | Iowa State – 9.5 | OUT/OUT 145.5

Nothing – I mean there is nothing— “Trap Game” at Beijing Center at 11 a.m.

Oregon Ducks at Northwest Wildcats
1 PM | BTN | Northwest -3.5 | Out/Out 142.5

Nothing – I mean there is nothing-Says “Who the hell cares?” Love this game.

UCLA Bruins vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers
1 p.m. | FS1 | UCLA -1.5 | O/U 135.5

I’d like to know what Mick Cronin thinks about the unfairness of Barn Heights.

Maybe he was angry because he couldn’t see that.

#12 Nebraska Cornhuskers (USC Trojans)
3 PM | BTN | Nebraska -5.5 | OD/OD 146.5

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Well. This is a game.

Wisconsin Badgers at Washington Huskies
3pm | FS1 | uw -1.5 | EUR/U 153.5

You know which one it is.

Sunday, March 1

Rutgers Scarlet Knights at Maryland Terrapins
11am | FS1

That’s especially true in a game that avoids the Game of Shame, especially considering Oregon joins the Cavaliers, Terps and Cats with a 4-13 record. conspiracy.

#8 Purdue Boilermakers at Ohio State Buckeyes
12:30 PM | CBS

I guess Ohio State has one more chance to be on the right side, right? It’s at Schott’s, it’s cool and nice.

#13 Michigan State Spartans vs. Indiana Hoosiers
2:45 PM | CBS

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I guess Ohio State has one more chance to be on the right side, right? This one is in the auditorium, which, as we all know, is falling apart. But, aren’t we all like that?

Talk about those terrible drinks. Enjoy the competition and/or SBNation annual conversation.

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