Trump Wants A Battleship Named After Himself, And The Internet Is Having An Absolute Field Day With It

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On Monday, President Donald Trump announced plans for a new warship for the U.S. Navy, and you already know which president he wants to name it after.

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The Trump-class ships are envisioned as part of a new “Golden Fleet.” The Trump-class ships “will be the first guided-missile warships capable of deploying nuclear and hypersonic missiles,” according to the Navy’s Gold Fleet website.

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The ship will also be equipped with “high-power lasers,” the president said in a statement. “We will have the most advanced lasers in the world, and the most advanced lasers in the world will be installed on the warships we are building,” he said.

Illustration of a ship with labels indicating weapons and functions, including missile systems, gun mounts and vertical launch systems

He also said, “Artificial intelligence will be an important factor in these ships. They will be completely controlled by artificial intelligence.”

He shared, “The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships with me because I’m a very aesthetic person.”

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The White House tweeted a rendering of the proposed ship:

The U.S. Navy's new battleship

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Naturally, people online are buzzing about the plan. Here are some of the best responses:

“Is there an example of something with more power than a small penis?”

@geoffvster tweeted: "Is there an example of greater power than Little Dick?"

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“We’ll be lucky if America doesn’t change its name to ‘Trumplandia’ on its 250th birthday.”

Greg Nunziata tweeted: "We'll be lucky if America doesn't change its name to Trumplandia on its 250th birthday."
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“Who let Trump see the battleship?”

A profile tweeting with flag and skull emojis, "Who let Trump see the battleship?"

“There’s a 99 percent chance this won’t work and will be scrapped once he leaves office.”

There's a 99% chance this won't work and will be scrapped once he leaves office

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“So we have money to buy warships but no money to feed our children?”

So we have money to buy warships, but we don’t have money to feed our children

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“Nothing says ‘Peacetime President’ more than naming a class of warship after yourself.”

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There is currently no timetable for building these ships, but we will keep you posted if we learn more.

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