These 37 Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Actually Snorted

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Mondays are really troublesome, aren’t they? Just comes up again and again and is definitely the worst day of the week. Well, guess what, Monday? Everyone hates your guts and we talk about you behind your back all the time. (Did it work? Did Monday leave us? Oh yes, it’s disappearing! At…normal speed! We did it, y’all!!!) While we patiently wait for Monday to completely leave us, at least we have these 37 hilarious fails from the past week to tide us over:

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1. I think the “vulgar, unhygienic” comment came a little too early in the story.

alistair green tweets about accidentally dropping his electric toothbrush in the toilet while multitasking
@mralistairgreen / from x.com

2. Just sounds good.

Aluminum containers with labels "lazania cheese" Handwritten on the lid
@teshkerensaad / via x.com

3. gentlemen.

Text summary: A kind bagel shop worker helped an elderly customer order at a kiosk in a busy queue but received no tip in return.
@megannn_lynne / from x.com

4. Hey, at least everyone nearby will know your face.

Tweet summary: A user humorously shared in a community post how their mom mistook them for a porch thief, using a photo of them on their porch
@catboymegumi / from x.com

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5. “Call Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.”

There are empty chairs in the waiting room, and humorous photos of doctors hang on the walls. Text above: "IMHO, these are the last people I would want to see in an urgent care waiting room."

If that seems a bit difficult to you, it’s really two of the Three Stooges.

Waiting room with empty chairs and a picture of two people in comic poses hanging on the wall, maybe from an old movie or show

6. Never do this again.

Tweets reveal someone ate undercooked chicken breasts years ago and didn't get sick, and it's been their secret until now
@INEED2GOHOMENOW / via x.com

7. In hindsight, the pain scale is 20/20, or 10/10.

Social media posts from user Nina: "wow i am one [expletive] Fool." Past tweets: "Going to get ***** a piercing today but my pain tolerance is very low so I might see God."

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8. “Go on, girl. Give us nothing.”

A gloved hand held a note above the bottle of blood. Note that: "Please let it work - her veins have no function!"

9. Yes, I am an adult.

Tweets with text: "I'm 34 years old" and a message from "Mother" Remember to wear a warm jacket

10. Is the brownie okay?

The kitchen is filled with smoke and the sink and stove are clearly visible, indicating that an accident occurred during the cooking process

11. If you want a password, it should probably be for emergencies like this.

Tweet that son used code words to ask for clean clothes from home at party
@CornOnTheGoblin / via x.com

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12. Relax, Bruce Banner.

A person using a bent, broken door handle that looks like a face on a metal door with a partially visible logo on it

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13. It feels like he should have a pipe too.

Tweet about a child discovering a record called "irish songs" In a thrift store, which includes a song about stealing an armored car
@owenbroadcast / from x.com

14. “Manageable” does a lot of the heavy lifting here.

A sign in front of the house reads: "The area is a bit haunted, but manageable," As shared in social media post
@JohnDonoghue64 / from x.com

15. Display A and B: The brownie is on fire at number 10 and the toaster is on fire at number 29.

Tweet advises against baking sugar cookies to make them crispy
@BrianBrenberg / via x.com

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16. At least it’s not due to “manageable” distress.

Cat sits on laptop with colorful keyboard, blocking the screen. One of the tweets above mentions finding a program open on the computer in the morning
@somethings_awry / from x.com

17. This is better.

Andrew Nadeau humorously reflects on being a goth after splitting with his ex on Twitter
@TheAndrewNadeau / via x.com

18. I really, really need to know how this happened.

Where is the text message exchange? "dad" explain, "I refuse to talk about 9/11 in class. are you proud of me" The reply is, "You are a physical education teacher."
@iloveminigolf / from x.com

19. Now it’s a tuning fork.

Amitri Lim's tweet: "Spent an hour trying to get a pencil out of my piano and now a pencil and a fork fell there - well done."
@AmiEverAfter / from x.com

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20. Someone cooked a tar monster in it Vern Gurley.

Panini press opened with charred food scraps inside, shared by gas station kitchen user. The printing press appeared to be heavily used and not cleaned

twenty one. “Well, that’s good practice…”

Tweet about taking kids to traffic court to avoid paying tickets, kids make loud comments about financial improprieties
@blackout_abe / from x.com

twenty two. Can you do an artist’s rendering of a California raisin without the skin?

Balloon sculpture resembling a cartoon character with big eyes and raised arms, specially made for children's parties

twenty three. There’s nothing a little apple juice can’t fix.

Tweet summary: A man tells the story of donating blood; despite being nervous, he finished it quickly, was praised by the nurse, then passed out after saying he didn't feel well
@realteaemoji / from x.com

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twenty four. Maybe she could try to come back in a cuter way?

Three animated fish characters standing side by side looking surprised, one wearing a purple shirt and the other wearing green shorts
@miritizim / Paramount / via x.com

25. Carry out skin care while you sleep.

Tweets about the discomfort of nighttime irritation caused by crumbs in the bed

26. The Eighth Wonder of the World: 75.

The calculator application displays that the result of dividing 300 by 4 is 75. Text comments expressed surprise and disbelief
@thieves1ikeus / from x.com

27. Do you think I’ve been sitting in the waiting room playing?

Cartoon kid sitting on the roadside with a hair dryer on his head. Photo Caption: Waiting at a doctor's office without checking in
@acechhh / disney / via x.com

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28. Is there anything more relevant to this post? I think not.

Tweet: Humorous exchange, the poster feels that life is a "A series of epic failures," Their husbands advise against saying that because Millennials
@danadonnelly / from x.com

29. Can I recommend an extension cord?

Two toasters hang from the ceiling on ropes. Title shows missing power socket

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30. You bargained hard.

The tweet showed someone bidding $30 for an item originally priced at $10,000, plus $7.55 for shipping. The title joked about proposing a low price.
@caninefaggot / from x.com

31. Somehow, Malört remains the worst part of this situation.

Text post tells a St. Patrick's Day story about making green ale using spinach in a blender, no food coloring

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32. The atmosphere was definitely strange.

Humorous repeated reference in text exchange to checking to see if someone has pooped

33. “See you tomorrow.”

Tweets recount awkward interactions between neighbors who discover they live in the same building after a failed flirtation
@smelagillis / via x.com

34. Did you know? I seem to be able to tell

Tweet describes humorous interaction with robot-like faucet seen in hospital corridor

35. *Check camera prices* No, no, I don’t.

One man held a camera stained with spilled lentil soup. Two people are standing in the background

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36. You have to tell people upfront that it’s plastic.

A tweet from @melissa that humorously describes how she sprays and cares for plastic succulents and thinks it's real

37. Finally, I was convinced that everything was fine! Just spin it across the floor like a lawnmower.

A worn mop on the wooden floor indicates it's time to replace it

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