59 Unhinged Texts That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts No Matter How Many Times You Read Them

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1. This effective advice:

Text conversation with suggestions for improving your mood: "Maybe eat a banana and sit outside for a while."

2. This pearl of wisdom:

Text exchange between grandson and grandparents; grandparents humorously reply, "My dear only life is hard."

3. This lovely explanation:

A cat with photoshopped flames on its head appears in a humorous meme text that reads: "God, he had a headache."

4. This A+ April Fools’ Day Joke:

Screenshot of tweet showing text "Grammy" explain "Your car is on fire! April Foul."

5. Grandma had had enough and gave this cruel reply in the family group:

Text conversation jokes about toilet paper with humorous responses and comments "grandmother" Questioning the necessity of group texts

6. Here’s a prank played on a now ex-friend:

Screenshot of text conversation with someone questioning why "Magic Mike DVD" ordered, followed by "you are dead to me" reply

7. Here’s a similar prank played on a poor, poor husband:

One man has told of the embarrassing moment when an Apple Store message revealing personal details appeared on his phone

8. This is the brag of a smug mother:

Screenshot of a tweet about a mom who upgraded to business class, let her kids fly economy, and jokingly called them "poor" in text

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9. This is pretty good:

Jesse's text: "If I were cloned, I think I'd probably kick myself in the ass... Like I don't know, I'm just thinking about it, I'm 100 percent sure I'd kick myself in the ass. I know that I can overcome all my weaknesses..."

10. This ominous warning:

Text message with two oranges: "Consider this damn warning. wait. Wrong person" 12:30 noon

11. This grandmotherly misunderstanding:

A grandma was confused by a Facebook post and exchanged text messages "There are no nuts in November," Think this is related to nut allergy

12. This complaint has the qualifier:

Text from Greg: "I know I'm a terrible roommate/that's one of the reasons you can't trust men, but it's 5am and you've been playing Mariah Carey for 3 hours and I'm going to..."

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13. This amazing party idea:

A tweet from Meg Ryan contains unexpected information about hosting an owl party in which one person and a small group meet an owl

14. The story behind this text I had to know:

SMS conversation: "Okay, listen. You don't take kindly to Applebees."

15. This series of questions:

Text conversation discusses bisexuality and love of frogs, questions whether they are related

16. This attempt at sexting failed:

A humorous text exchange in which one person prioritizes eating cereal in bed over a hypothetical romantic scenario

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17. This strange formal request:

SMS from "dad" Asking for Netflix email and password, humorously similar to phishing scam

18. This unique and genius request:

Text Conversation: Friends are asked to send a humorous group text message on their cell phones at a funeral. Friends agree

19. This hilarious pun:

Text conversation: A man requested a painting of a green pig wearing a witch's hat in the desert. As shown in the picture, there is a pun behind it: "Ham sand witch."

20. Definitely read this from this guy’s sister, because it’s your sister’s job to keep you humble:

A man wearing a black suit and red tie has been compared to the My Chemical Romance band members, pictured below

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twenty one. This course is correct:

Text message conversation about someone not celebrating Christmas because they're a Jehovah's Witness, followed by a reference to a knock-knock joke

twenty two. An apology from a boyfriend who forgot he was a boyfriend:

In text message conversation, one person forgets that they are in a relationship, humorously apologizes and asks if the other person has eaten

twenty three. This hysterical misunderstanding:

A text message conversation between dad and another guy discussing how to set up a washing machine. Dad Mentioned Pink Floyd T-Shirt

twenty four. A request from a parent who doesn’t trust their daughter:

Exchanged text messages with a mom discussing food delivery app readiness and expressing displeasure over her siblings' mashed potatoes

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25. This series of news comes from someone who was a little too excited:

Screenshot of a humorous text exchange about unusual tastes and work references, two months after a user commented on the absurdity

26. The same thing happens to this pot newbie:

A text exchange between someone and their person "Mother" About trying gummies; humorous autocorrect "Hamburger" It is recommended to change the status

27. This is a reasonable question:

where is the text conversation "Mother" What to ask "Mood AF" method. Reply clarifies, mom questioned its usage under gorilla video

28. This related answer:

Text exchange: "Hey, do you have an anxiety attack?" "Yes why" "Amazon*" "Oh yes, I have that too."

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29. This ominous request:

Text exchanges, game challenges humorously referencing movie characters

30. Sadly, this message failed to get through, but it is crucial:

Text message with plant emoji in pants says "Plants match pants," followed by "not delivered" status. The text at the bottom is as follows: "But it's important."

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31. This delightfully erroneous digital text, the context of which I still long to know to this day:

Screenshot: A humorous text exchange about mistaken identity and a heartfelt farewell, followed by a reflective caption about a brief connection

32. This speech-to-text failed:

Screenshot of iMessage about delayed DoorDash order, unexpected expletive in voice text, followed by "Oops what."

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33. And this:

Screenshot of a text message with a speech-to-text error mentioning tacos, bagels, and a funny message about pets

34. In fact, this image actually made me smile a lot:

Screenshot of a tweet jokingly expressing anticipation for a humorous text message from a friend, accompanied by a muscular man emoji "Water beans."

35. This delightful trolling clip:

The image shows a text conversation in which a bear takes away the texter's youngest child and a plague ravages the village. The recipient realizes it's a wrong number

36. This is a fair comparison:

Text conversation jokes about warming up your apartment, reference banana bread comparison

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37. This is fair:

Screenshot of a tweet showing a text conversation. A person who leaks their password is "apple" and explained that to be on the safe side it is plural

38. This heartbreaking news:

A text message conversation about a garage refrigerator that broke after 36 years of storing 10,000 bottles of beer. consider humor "funeral" for it

39. This “touching” moment:

Text dialogue between mother and child discussing

40. This is a development involving someone’s mother:

Text conversation with mom: One message tells a nightmare about a little robot with a chainsaw, followed by a question about Christmas wishes

41. This sad missed opportunity:

Text exchange: "Hey do you want tacos?" Starting in 2019. Current reply: Regret over missed tacos, humor about life consequences

42. This disturbing revelation is sure to send shockwaves through relations between the two countries:

Screenshot of a text message showing a doll with closed eyes, labeled "boyfriend groom," with humorous comments

43. This classic misunderstanding:

Text message conversation where one person mentioned having a boyfriend and another person congratulated and asked about the PowerPoint assignment

44. Grandma’s first real attempt at texting:

Text conversation between Grandma and Leon: Grandma has trouble texting, sending messages "POIM," "five," followed by "Oklahoma." Leon comforted her to continue practicing

45. This heart-warming encouragement:

Discuss comments about something humorously and respond affectionately through text conversations at the bus stop

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46. This disturbing yet hilarious photo proves mom jokes are better than dad jokes:

Text exchange showing a humorous cardboard box item with a hole inside, resembling a "Glory hole." The sender joked that he was in business

47. Annoying responses from Uber Eats drivers:

Text exchange: People ask who it is. The reply said that the food delivery had arrived. Someone asked if at the entrance. Humorous reply claiming to land by helicopter

48. This classic question has a new answer:

Text about a turkey standing in front of a car blocking traffic for 5 minutes; the laughs continue "Why did the turkey cross the road?"

49. This heart-wrenching photo got a legitimate response:

cartoon "Piccolo Cage," A pickle-shaped figure with a face, and "Do me a favor and stop texting me."

50. The hilarious revelations of a poor, underpaid worker:

Text exchange about automated pizza delivery, humorous replies involving "papa john" Then the dough is thrown and finally clarified by a real person

51. This father-son rebellion plan:

"My mom told me not to vape in the house and my dad just texted me and said,

52. Evidence that Miley Stewart committed identity fraud:

The text messages claim that Miley and the other Stewarts are committing identity fraud because Hannah Montana has a driver's license, which means she has Hannah's social security and proof of address, but Hannah is not a real person

53. This classic:

Humorous text exchange, father repeatedly mentioned service "Lightly fried fish fillets" late at night

54. And this old but goodie:

A humorous text message exchange in which a man urgently asks their dad to remove a moth, and the response humorously claims the moth has taken over

55. This related emotion:

"I also bought a little rubber baby for 95 cents" Then there was a photo next to a coin, and a text message from dad: "This little plastic kid next to my computer annoys and bothers me"

56. This example of a father who knows his children too well:

Text message from dad: "Why are you suddenly interested in the violin?" reply: "I don't know I just want" dad: "Which anime character plays the violin?"

57. This funny good night message:

Text message from mom: "There are no good signs in my life! Nothing but death and destruction! every night

58. Here’s a kid-to-parents TMI moment, and their reaction was hilarious:

Text exchange for notifications "dad" They were unable to meet due to taking LSD. Dad's reaction was surprise and concern

59. Finally, this hilarious drunk message:

Text asking people to pick them up because they were drunk, then saying they were no longer needed because they were at home - the person responded "Yes, I knew that after I sent you home"

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