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We shared an article with the most witty responses, hundreds of people flooded our comments section, and even more responded. Here are some of the top vote-getters:
1. “My mom and aunt said, ‘This might be our last Thanksgiving because we’re over the moon.’ I said, ‘Well, that’s good, so I don’t have to go through another Trump presidency.'”
-anonymous
2. “My favorite is: ‘Trump has normalized makeup for men, and that’s awesome.'”
—Kevsuhr
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3. “I once asked a MAGA teacher which of her third graders she would like to see expelled.”
—Messy Punk 707
4. “One person said she voted for Trump because she wanted to stop excessive government spending. I said, ‘Like his $92 million march.'” They said they knew nothing about it. Cornwall was silent. “
-anonymous
5. “I asked them if Trump would pass a background check and volunteer at their children’s schools.”
-anonymous
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6. One user said, “My 87-year-old dad praises Trump for getting ‘gays and trans people out of the military.'” Someone then responded with this possible comeback: “So, if someone attacks us, do you want our military to be smaller?”
—Maybe it’s poop
7. “On numerous occasions, I personally have had Trump supporters tell me, ‘Trump is your dad,’ and I always ask them, ‘Why isn’t he paying child support?'”
—Stinky Cowboy 28
8. “My 14-year-old daughter approached a 70-year-old Trump supporter who was talking about transgender people in church. She said, ‘My mom tells me if something in the room makes me uncomfortable, I should leave.'”
-anonymous
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9. “I always ask them where they get their news. They always reply with just Fox. Then I ask them if they have two right hands and two right feet? What does that do for them?”
“They always look at me blankly and don’t know what to say. So I add, ‘You know balance is a good thing for a reason.’ At that point, they’re just STFU.”
—Crunchy Giant 892
10. “My boomer boss always says, ‘This is your Biden’ to everything. Well, we had to stop ordering some groceries because of Trump’s tariffs and I said, ‘This is your Trump!’ He hasn’t said anything since 😂”
-anonymous
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11. “At the Fourth of July march, a woman wearing a Trump hat and a Love Neighbors shirt was sitting with her church group. I marched with my left-leaning group and she booed us. I walked up and said, I like your shirt.”
-anonymous
12. “When a woman says she voted for Trump, my very liberal white husband says, ‘He likes me better than he likes you.'”
-anonymous
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13. “I asked my Trump father-in-law, in the middle of a heated argument about politics, if he would ever read again. He said, ‘Not anymore,’ and I said, ‘Well, that’s the thing, maybe you should do that.'”
-anonymous
14. “You can’t say Biden ‘did nothing’ if Trump continues to repeal/undo Biden-era legislation. So I say, ‘For a president who allegedly did nothing, Trump is undoing a lot of ‘nothing.'”
-anonymous
15. “I told a colleague, ‘You don’t even praise him the way you praise your mother. How sad.’ He hasn’t mentioned Trump to me since.”
-anonymous
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16. “When they talk about how Trump is going to save the economy, I ask them if they know how many gold coins Judas betrayed Jesus for.”
-anonymous
17. “I told my Trump-obsessed colleague that Kamala had done something bad (it was actually Trump) and he said, ‘That’s why she can’t be president.'” When I revealed it was actually Trump, he fell silent. “
-Anonymous
18. “I had a coworker who would go on and on about how great a job Trump was doing. My other coworkers and I would roll our eyes. One night she said, ‘Oh, I wish people wouldn’t bother him and let him do his job,’ and to that I said, ‘Like he turned a blind eye to Obama’s birth story?’ And she blushed and shut up.”
—Bronze Chicken 495
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19. “Whenever someone asks me what my politics are, I say, ‘It’s personal. I’ll just say that I’m not an angry, hateful person who blames others for my misfortune.'” Interestingly, there was only one group of people who were offended by my answer. “
—Weird Glue 57
20. “My sister often used ‘wake up’ as an insult. I finally told her I’d rather wake up than be in a coma. I never heard that word from her again.”
—Unique Raptor 2935
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twenty one. “When they tell me colleges are indoctrinating students with liberal ideas, my response is always, ‘How do you know? You never even went to college.’” 🤭”
-anonymous
twenty two. “So the guy with the concealer, the weights, and the belt is your alpha male, right?”
—Trev Dekink
twenty three. at last:
“‘I’ll pray for you’ usually shuts them up. They think the right has a monopoly on ‘correct’ religious beliefs.”
—Lucky Lamp 57
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