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51 Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Dummies Who Should Have Their Internet Privileges Revoked

Rebecca French05 mins

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1. Ah, anti-vaccination. Never change. (Actually, please, please do this.)

Tweet exchange about the Black Death: One mentions no need for a vaccine; another notes that it killed a third of Europe's population

2. Uh…what does this guy think happened to the Greeks?

One comment praised Greek mythology, pointing out a little-known figure overshadowed by Zeus. Another replied, astonished Greeks remain, exclaiming with excitement

3. …Yeah, that’s what age does.

Math Magic Claims Adding Year of Birth and Age in 2017 Equals 2017 The Reactions Below Are Impressive

4. Uh… is this a joke?

The text is as follows: "Except for Good Prove me wrong, no English word has a double

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5. …yeah, that’s not how birth control works.

People on Twitter think if you have sex every day, you just need to take the pill every day

6. …Yes, that’s not the case.

webmd tweeted that 31% of men and 65% of women wash their hands after using the toilet; responses suggested this was 96% of the total

7. As you know, pregnancy does not last a year.

Tweet suggests February birth was the result of Valentine's Day conception

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8. They say there is no stupid question…

Send a text message to ask whether additional charges will be incurred or charging will be stopped if the phone is charged over 100%.

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9. Open schools! ! !

Tweets from people who are aware "ratio" is a mathematical term

10. Speaking of school starting…

Social media post has spelling errors: "School will reopen on the 2nd." The user corrected it to "2." Reactions include laughter

11. I had no idea Leonardo DiCaprio could draw!

Tweet compares photo collage of dramatic clouds to a painting, humorously mistaking Leonardo DiCaprio for the painter

12. Yes, a super smart idea!

Facebook status recommends downloading wifi to store internet on your device for use when not in wifi zone

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13. Oh man, you couldn’t be more wrong.

Comments debate U.S. involvement in war crimes, with some users denying any wrongdoing

14. …try again.

Social media posts hint at this year "2020" Same as reading backwards

15. How does this person think yarn is made? ? ?

Two goats in argyle sweaters in a haystack; one person says they are "Wearing the skins of our slaughtered compatriots," Another person replied "You have a fundamental misunderstanding about how yarn is made"

16. 🤦‍♀️

Listing of a banana slicer with one star reviews saying it slices bananas that curve to the left, but their bananas curve to the right

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17. There is a world beyond America!

photos "The steepest street in the world," Located in New Zealand. Comment: "Why don’t I know which state NZ is?"

18. They haven’t thought this through.

Reddit post: "Non-Internet User; What are your reasons for not using the Internet?" The user replied, "How do you expect them to respond?"

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19. Whatever mistake the first poster made, I think the second poster’s mistake was worse.

tweeted that "i made a huge mistake" Reply to error correction syntax

20. Has this person never heard of chipmunks?

A chipmunk sits on the arm of an outdoor chair in the backyard. The user's caption asked if it was a mole and mentioned that it liked the backyard

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twenty one. Maybe this person should read it before posting the content.

Social media posts reveal satirical job listings "professional protester," Humorously calling conservatives idiots for taking it seriously. The poster didn't realize this was sarcasm

twenty two. What is happening to the current state of education in the world?

text image question, "Which country doesn't have the letter

twenty three. I think this English teacher needs to go back to school.

Facebook comment thread discusses correct grammatical usage, participants debate "Who are you" relatively "your," The teacher gave the wrong answer

twenty four. We need better sex education in this country.

The first person in the Reddit conversation claimed that some healthy mothers have shorter pregnancies, citing a friend who gave birth four months into her marriage. reply: "That's not what happened"

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25. If you need another example…

Reddit post claims boyfriend thinks breasts are filled with blood before menstruation

26. Ahhh there’s another one.

The tweet pointed out that women do not urinate from the vagina; the reply said it must be the vagina because women only have two holes. "butt" and vagina

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27. Is there any point in asking this question, or…?

Facebook post asks if Jefferson County schools are open; pictures show multiple schools closed or delayed, including Jasper City Schools

28. No, frogs are not mammals.

postal: "Did you know: Mammals can't be green." reply: "Kermit wanted to say something." reply: "Kermit is not a mammal." reply: "Lmao is of course a mammal, his last name literally means

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29. And Spain is not in South America.

Someone in the Facebook comments section thinks Spain is in South America

30. Doesn’t this person know Celsius?

weather app display "45°" Trentham Cliffs in Australia, labeled "Extremely hot." Comments noted that 40 degrees Fahrenheit is cold compared to Texas temperatures of over 100°F. They don't realize that 45 degrees is Celsius

31. It’s just a train wreck.

Facebook comment thread confuses users "Australia" and "Austria" In the discussion about K-mart

32. This guy really doesn’t understand prefixes.

The meaning of social media discussions "Trinity." Users debate whether this means 3

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33. Folks, the first thing you heard here: Genghis Khan was white.

Reddit comment incorrectly claims Genghis Khan was white, blond and blue-eyed

34. Abraham Lincoln was black.

Comments on whether Abraham Lincoln was black, by people who claim they have done their research but won't provide sources

35. What you just described is evolution, my friend.

Article about African elephants evolving not to have tusks due to poachers; comment claims it's more about genetics than evolution, then describes evolution

36. I don’t think that’s what they mean by “C-shaped”!

Screenshot of social media post showing USB-C and USB-A cables, with caption "Type C - for fast charging" and type a humorous comment "C"

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37. Oh look, it says “Easy” written on the ceiling!

The tweet jokingly suggested that microwaving a penny will cause it to shrink. One person responded with a photo of a burned out microwave/cabinet and said "Thanks a lot, man"

38. Well, that’s not how you review.

Reddit Comments Reading "you are such a genius"censoring the wrong parts of swear words

39. Does this person really think this troll account belongs to a Supreme Court justice?

Tweet criticizing Supreme Court judge for posting unprofessional tweets, announces "tiny tits committee" Terrorist group; this tweet did not come from a real Supreme Court justice

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40. This person may want to look up “sarcasm.”

A Facebook post lashed out at the pope, sharing an article claiming Pope Francis said there was no hell and that Adam and Eve were not real; comments suggested the article was satire and that the pope had never said such a thing. OP said "Satire doesn't mean it's fictional"

41. Wow, what a great innovation!

Facebook status claims you can pay online by inserting credit card into CD slot

42. People really don’t know how to fact-check anything these days.

Facebook post statement "swag" Originated in the 1960s, it is "secretly we're gay" used in hollywood

43. Jsyk, Facebook does count as the internet.

One comment on Facebook stated that the person who posted on Facebook does not have internet and does not understand that you need internet to use Facebook

44. This is just a fundamental misunderstanding of how medicine works.

Facebook post and text: "If the medicine is working, you do not need to refill it." Comment: "Not true for birth control"

45. I think your math is a bit “bad”.

The Facebook post title suggests that Jeff Bezos could become the world's first trillionaire in 2026. The reply said Bezos could give everyone $1 billion, but there would still be $91.5 billion left.

46. What does this question actually mean?

Facebook status: "If you were born in 10 years, how old would you be?" Comments and suggestions "Just born, maybe one day old," "twenty two," "10." "16." "30 years old, just like me now" and "Uterus 9 months old"

47. Well, not exactly… (2.968 million square miles vs 268,597 square miles)

TikTok comments: "I mean Australia is like the size of Texas"

48. I implore Americans to learn even the tiniest bit of information about other countries.

Some claim that the US dollar is the most valuable currency and that $50,000 will make you a millionaire in London or Paris. When someone suggests that pounds and euros are worth more, they claim "pound" is a unit of measurement

49. What do they expect to happen here?

Facebook status: "The laptop was dying so I plugged in my fully charged iPhone...the stupid macbook started charging my phone instead of charging itself from the phone. Honestly, fuck Apple right now"

50. Uh…what?

Social media posts: "Your body powers itself in 3 ways: calories, sunlight, and electrons from grounding (being barefoot on the earth). If you overeat, you may crave sunlight (bare skin and bare eyes) and grounding"

51. Finally…this is not how vasectomy works.

tweet: "As a man, there's nothing hotter right now than getting a vasectomy." reply: "Stop trying to use gaslighting to lead men into emasculating themselves." One Twitter user posted a screenshot of the exchange, asking if this was what the man thought was a vasectomy

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